Measures 12 Inches long 1 Inch Wide

Made with Recycled Bottle Caps

It Really Works, Not Just a Gag Gift

Great Gift, Stocking Stuffer, or Gag Gift

Set of 1 Redneck Back Scratcher. This might mean you're ok with sharing with friends and family.

Set of 2 Redneck Back Scratcher. 1 for you and 1 for your loving Redneck Partner.

Set of 5 Redneck Back Scratchers. Perfect for you small Redneck Family. This means you don't need to share.

Set of 10 Redneck Back Scratchers. This is the Ultimate Gift Giving Bundle.

Necessity was definitely the mother of this invention. This genuine redneck back scratcher reaches exactly the right places that your dirty fingers cannot. Heat, sweat, mosquitos, dry winter weather, and irritating clothing can all contribute to the worst of itches in the redneck life. We don’t always have someone there who is able (or willing) to give us that much needed scratch in those hard-to-reach places, so we came up with the Redneck Back Scratcher that will leave anyone who uses it thinking “Wow, I need one of these!”.

Our backscratcher is big enough to reach where you need, and small enough to stow away anywhere you need it. Stick one in the bathroom for a quick shower scrub, one in the truck for daytime irritations, and one in the sitting room for evening movie marathons. You just never know where, or when, you desperately need to scratch that awkward place.

Bonus tip: Got pets? Furry critters will especially love a good rub-down with this backscratcher. Attach one to the stair railing and let your kitty-cat rub themselves on it in ecstasy. A dog’s favorite scratching spot is usually the base of their tail where it is hard to reach, so treat them to a nice scrub as well!

Just to be clear this description is full of satire.